Conversations Between Me and Mr. Sunshine

IN ONE ACT

MR. SUNSHINE enters stage left.

MR. SUNSHINE: - BRIGHT BRIGHT BRIGHT BRIGHT!!!!

ME - FUCK! I CAN'T FUCKING SEE SHIT!!!

MR. SUNSHINE - STARE STARE STARE STARE STARE!!!!!

ME - IT BUUUUUURNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

MR. SUNSHINE - PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!!!!!!

ME - HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT??!! THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

SCENE

Epilogue: Oh what a wonderful day!