Thursday, May 28, 2009

And Now Something We Can All Relate To:

A SCRIPT:

TATIANA: Hello.
JOHN: Why are you there?
THOM: Oh my SHIT!
TATIANA: FUUUUUUCK!!!!!
JOHN: You got the fucking drugs bitch!
TATIANA: What✌s that?
PHIL: Bananas are my favorite!
THOM: This doesn✌t seem right!
PHIL: I✌ll call you in an hour.
HOGAN: Wait!
TATIANA: What?!
JOHN: Wait!
HOGAN: What am I doing here?!
JOHN: Is this really heavy!?
TATIANA: Did you get a call from that man?
PHIL: Yes.
THOM: I don✌t like you!
PHIL: Oh boy, it✌s about to get rough.
HOGAN: What are you looking at?
TATIANA: You are a fat cooper!
JOHN: I guess we all had it coming.
THOM: Oh my MOTHER FUCKER!
TATIANA: DIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!
JOHN: What are you doing?
TATIANA: We are going to a party!
PHIL: Where?
THOM: Over there in that tower. They make clothes.
PHIL: And there is a party.
HOGAN: You want to come with me.
TATIANA: Undress!
JOHN: Undress!
HOGAN: (Whispers) Undress.
JOHN: Is this the TV?!
TATIANA: You✌re going to meet me, right?
PHIL: I sure do like this banana!
TATIANA: What are you going to me?
THOM: Welcome to midnight!
PHIL: Wait! What?
HOGAN: What✌s going on?!
TATIANA: Call me back please!
PHIL: I✌ll cut your whore dick!
JOHN: Why do you hang out with her?
THOM: She fucks like a quadrilateral.
HOGAN: YOU LIKE THIS!!!
TATIANA: Whisper to me!
ROSALIN: you like this.
JOHN: Oh MAN!
THOM: Oh my DICK!
TATIANA: PUUUUUUUUUSSY!!!!!
TATIANA: Do you have crack?
JOHN: I don't have anything dangerous on me?
TATIANA: You are like a cookie shelf!
JOHN: If I✌m crazy... what are THESE?!?!
PHIL: I✌m gonna slap you!
THOM: It is time for GUN SEX!!
PHIL: Chocolate banana?
HOGAN: I knew this was gonna happen.
TATIANA: Is this a movie, right?
JOHN: KEEP SUCKING!!!!
HOGAN: You like guns?
JOHN: I want my money! BITCH!!!
TATIANA: Suck my dick!
PHIL: Where am I?
THOM: Who✌s calling me?
PHIL: Time to die!
HOGAN: I✌m a cop??
TATIANA: Just another fucking shit fuck mother fucking dick ASS TITTIES COCK PUSSY KICK BALLS BALLS!!!!!!!
JOHN: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
TATIANA: When we✌re 80 we'll talk about this and animate this andzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ...

5 comments:

  1. Hmm, not edgy enough. Needs more swear words!

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  2. Exactly how does one fuck "like a quadrilateral"?

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  4. Can we please make this movie?

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  5. SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? GO STAY AT CASPER'S HOUSE.

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