If I were a piece of food, I would hope that I was something with fists... fists and swinging arms. Maybe with an extra elbow, just for added swinging effect. Remember Food Fighters? Why didn't that take off?! Nothing seems more delicious than a pizza with a helmet and bazooka, or a hotdog that stabs you in the night, right?!
P.S. - If you take a big whiff, you can smell our neighbors burning everything in the name of Bigfoot. He's here, you know!!